Welcome to Spank The Monkey — the UK’s specialist online shop for male sex toys. We stock over 500 products across masturbators, penis pumps, cock sleeves, cock rings, anal toys, and sex dolls from brands like Fleshlight, RealRock, CalExotics, and Sono.
Every order ships in plain brown packaging with no branding, and delivery is free on orders over £35. Orders placed before 2pm on weekdays dispatch the same day.
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About Spank The Monkey
Spank The Monkey is a UK-based online retailer specialising exclusively in male sex toys. We’ve been trading since 2019 and carry over 500 products from established brands and our own-label range.
Everything we sell is made from body-safe materials and ships from our UK warehouse in unmarked packaging. We’re rated 4.8 stars on Trustpilot and offer same-day dispatch on weekday orders placed before 2pm.
Whether you’re buying your first cock ring or upgrading to an automatic masturbator, we’re here to help. Our guides cover everything from choosing your first toy to cleaning and care, and our support team is available by email or live chat Monday to Friday.
Delivery & returns
- Free UK delivery on orders over £35
- Same-day dispatch before 2pm (weekdays)
- Plain packaging, no logos — billing shows as “STM Ltd”
- 30-day returns on unopened items
- 1-year warranty on electronic products
- Full delivery details | Returns policy
Anime Wrap Around Kiki Love Doll£33.99
Anime Back Door Mimi Love Doll£33.99
Anime Spreadem Gigi Lov Doll£33.99
